{"id":94692,"date":"2024-10-16T11:45:35","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T04:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/?p=94692"},"modified":"2024-10-16T11:45:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T04:45:35","slug":"a-cat-dies-and-goes-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/a-cat-dies-and-goes-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"A cat dies and goes to heaven…"},"content":{"rendered":"
God meets him at the gate and says, \u201cYou have been a good cat all of these years.\u201d\n
\u201cAnything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.\u201d\n
The cats says, \u201cWell, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.\u201d\n
God says, \u201cSay no more.\u201d\n
Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.\n
A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven.\n
God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat.\n
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The mice said, \u201cAll our lives we\u2019ve had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us.\u201d\n
\u201cIf we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn\u2019t have to run anymore.\u201d\n
God says, \u201cSay no more.\u201d\n
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.\n
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.\n
The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.\n
God gently wakes him and asks, \u201cHow are you doing? Are you happy here?\u201d\n
The cat yawns, stretches and says, \u201cOh, I\u2019ve never been happier in my life,\u2026\u201d\n
\u201cThose Meals on Wheels you\u2019ve been sending over are the best!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
God meets him at the gate and says, \u201cYou have been a good cat all of these years.\u201d \u201cAnything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.\u201d The cats says, \u201cWell, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.\u201d God says,\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":94696,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-94692","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cat-dies.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94698,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94692\/revisions\/94698"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/94696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}