{"id":94326,"date":"2024-10-14T14:37:35","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T07:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/?p=94326"},"modified":"2024-10-14T14:37:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T07:37:35","slug":"little-johnnys-arithmetic-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/little-johnnys-arithmetic-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s Arithmetic Problem&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny\u2019s Arithmetic Problem&hellip;\n</p><p>Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.\n</p><p>\u201cWhy?\u201d asks the father.\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-94329 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/legendstitch.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/little-johny-math.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"507\"' height='\"470\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/little-johny-math.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>\u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018How much is 2\u00d73?\u2019 I said, \u20186.\u2019\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cBut that\u2019s right.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cThen she asked me, \u2018How much is 3\u00d72?\u2019\u201d\n</p><p>His father asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the f***ing difference?\u201d\n</p><p>Johnny says, \u201cThat\u2019s exactly what I said!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Little Johnny\u2019s Arithmetic Problem&hellip; Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. \u201cWhy?\u201d asks the father. \u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018How much is 2\u00d73?\u2019 I said, \u20186.\u2019\u201d \u201cBut that\u2019s right.\u201d \u201cThen she asked me, \u2018How much is 3\u00d72?\u2019\u201d His father asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the f***ing difference?\u201d Johnny says, \u201cThat\u2019s exactly what I\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":94329,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[382],"class_list":{"0":"post-94326","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh-littlejohnny"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/little-johny-math.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94330,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94326\/revisions\/94330"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/94329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>