{"id":93651,"date":"2024-10-10T11:39:15","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T04:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/?p=93651"},"modified":"2024-10-10T11:39:15","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T04:39:15","slug":"wife-calls-a-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wife-calls-a-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife Calls A Husband&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Wife Calls A Husband&hellip;\n<p><strong>H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d ,\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d ,\n</p><p><strong>H \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-93661 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/legendstitch.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/wife-calls-a-husband.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"452\"' height='\"563\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/wife-calls-a-husband.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p><strong>H \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d ,\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,500.00.\u201d,\n</p><p><strong>H \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d,\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price\u2026and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d\n</p><p><strong>H-\u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d ,\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cOnly $60,000\u2026,\n</p><p><strong>H \u2013 \u201cOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.\u201d\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d\n</p><p><strong>H \u2013 \u201cWhat?\u201d ,\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and\u2026I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It\u2019s on sale!! , Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.\u201d\n</p><p><strong>H \u2013 \u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d\n<p>Lesson Behind the Story: Sometimes, it\u2019s easy to get swept up in the excitement of shopping and forget about the bigger picture. It\u2019s important to remember that happiness doesn\u2019t always come with a hefty price tag. Sometimes, a cozy night in with a pizza can bring just as much joy\u2014and save your wallet from a heart attack!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Wife Calls A Husband&hellip; H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d , W \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d , H \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d W \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d H \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":93661,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-93651","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/wife-calls-a-husband.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93662,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93651\/revisions\/93662"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/93661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>