One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre:\n
\u201cI\u2019m afraid I can\u2019t let your elephant in here, sir.\u201d\n
The manager says.\n
\u201cOh, I assure you, he\u2019s very well behaved.\u201d\n
The man says.\n
\u201cAll right then.\u201d The manager says.\n
\u201cIf you\u2019re sure.\u201d\n
After the movie, the manager says to the man.\n
\u201cI\u2019m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!\u201d\n
\u201cYes, I was surprised, too.\u201d Says the man.\n
\u201cHe hated the book.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Man With An Elephant Walks Into A Movie Theatre One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre: \u201cI\u2019m afraid I can\u2019t let your elephant in here, sir.\u201d The manager says. \u201cOh, I assure you, he\u2019s very well behaved.\u201d The man says. \u201cAll right then.\u201d The manager says. \u201cIf you\u2019re sure.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":77054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77051","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/31.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77051\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}