If you give mom a muffin,\n
She\u2019ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.\n
She\u2019ll pour herself some.\n
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.\n
She\u2019ll wipe it up.\n
Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks.\n
She\u2019ll remember that she has to do laundry.\n
She\u2019ll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.\n
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper.\n
She will get out a pound of hamburger.\n
She\u2019ll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With A Pound of Hamburger.)\n
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.\n
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.\n
She will look for her checkbook.\n
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.\n
She\u2019ll smell something funny.\n
She\u2019ll change the two-year-old.\n
While she is changing the two-year-old, the phone will ring.\n
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.\n
She\u2019ll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee.\n
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup of coffee.\n
She will pour herself some.\n
And chances are,\n
If she has a cup of coffee,\n
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it!\n
If you give mom a muffin, She\u2019ll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She\u2019ll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. She\u2019ll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks. She\u2019ll remember that she has to do laundry. She\u2019ll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":76216,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[642],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76213","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-moral-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-Mom-and-A-Muffin.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76213\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}