{"id":73485,"date":"2024-04-10T16:37:39","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T09:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/?p=73485"},"modified":"2024-04-10T16:37:39","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T09:37:39","slug":"im-a-mean-mom-and-i-dont-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/im-a-mean-mom-and-i-dont-care\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m A Mean Mom And I Don\u2019t Care"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019M A MEAN MOM\n

I make them follow rules.\n

I punish them when they don\u2019t.\n

I make them to do chores.\n

Even when they\u2019re tired.\n

I say no.\n

A lot.\n

I enforce an early bed time.\n

I push them to do hard things.\n

I take them to piano and baseball and soccer even when they don\u2019t feel like going.\n

I don\u2019t let them eat buckets of candy.\n

I make them read their books.\n

And study for their spelling tests.\n

I make you wear your bike helmet even though you hate it.\n

I won\u2019t let you drink soda.\n

I won\u2019t let you watch that rated R movie.\n

I don\u2019t give them everything they want.\n

I may not always be popular. I may not always make the decision you want me to or the one you think is right.\n

But I\u2019ll love you to pieces. I\u2019ll protect you. I\u2019ll care for you. I\u2019ll fight for you. I\u2019ll try my best to give you the best life imaginable.\n

And sometimes by doing that, I have to be what you think is \u201cmean\u201d.\n

And that\u2019s OK.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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