{"id":70407,"date":"2024-03-14T10:56:51","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T03:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70407"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:34","slug":"little-johnny-asks-the-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/little-johnny-asks-the-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Asks The Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny asks the teacher,\n

\u201cCan I be punished for something I haven\u2019t done?\u201d\n

The teacher is shocked.\n

\u201cOf course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!\u201d\n

Johnny is relieved.\n

\u201cThat\u2019s good to know,\u201d he says,\n

\u201cbecause I haven\u2019t done my homework.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny asks the teacher, \u201cCan I be punished for something I haven\u2019t done?\u201d The teacher is shocked. \u201cOf course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!\u201d Johnny is relieved. \u201cThat\u2019s good to know,\u201d he says, \u201cbecause I haven\u2019t done my homework.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70408,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"\u201cCan I be punished for something I haven\u2019t done?\u201d The teacher is shocked. \u201cOf course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70407","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Little-Johnny-Asks-The-Teacher.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70407\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}