{"id":69112,"date":"2024-02-28T10:09:10","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69112"},"modified":"2024-02-28T10:09:10","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:09:10","slug":"3-dads-bragging-about-their-childrens-success","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/3-dads-bragging-about-their-childrens-success\/","title":{"rendered":"3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Those who remained talked about their kids.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first guy said, <strong>\u201cMy son is my pride and joy. \n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he\u2019s the president of the company.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second guy said, <strong>\u201cDarn, that\u2019s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>He started working for a big airline and then went to flight school to become a pilot.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Eventually, he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>He\u2019s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The third man said: <strong>\u201cWell, that\u2019s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: <strong>\u201cWhat are all the congratulations for?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One of the three said: <strong>\u201cWe were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The fourth man replied: <strong>\u201cMy son is g*y and makes a living dancing as a lap dancer at a nightclub.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The three friends said: <strong>\u201cWhat a shame\u2026 what a disappointment.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The fourth man replied: <strong>\u201cNo, I\u2019m not ashamed. He\u2019s my son and I love him. <strong><span style='\"font-size:'>And he hasn\u2019t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, \u201cMy\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69113,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69112","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/3-dads-bragging-about-their-childrens-success.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69112\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>