{"id":69112,"date":"2024-02-28T10:09:10","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69112"},"modified":"2024-02-28T10:09:10","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:09:10","slug":"3-dads-bragging-about-their-childrens-success","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/3-dads-bragging-about-their-childrens-success\/","title":{"rendered":"3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success"},"content":{"rendered":"

3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this!\n

Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.\n

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.\n

Those who remained talked about their kids.\n

The first guy said, \u201cMy son is my pride and joy. \n

He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.\n

He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he\u2019s the president of the company.\n

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.\u201d\n

The second guy said, \u201cDarn, that\u2019s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.\n

He started working for a big airline and then went to flight school to become a pilot.\n

Eventually, he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.\n

He\u2019s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.\u201d\n

The third man said: \u201cWell, that\u2019s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer.\n

Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.\n

He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.\u201d\n

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: \u201cWhat are all the congratulations for?\u201d\n

One of the three said: \u201cWe were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?\u201d\n

The fourth man replied: \u201cMy son is g*y and makes a living dancing as a lap dancer at a nightclub.\u201d\n

The three friends said: \u201cWhat a shame\u2026 what a disappointment.\u201d\n

The fourth man replied: \u201cNo, I\u2019m not ashamed. He\u2019s my son and I love him. And he hasn\u2019t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, \u201cMy\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69113,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69112","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/3-dads-bragging-about-their-childrens-success.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69112\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}