{"id":69097,"date":"2024-02-28T09:54:38","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69097"},"modified":"2024-02-28T09:54:38","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:54:38","slug":"the-wives-of-four-world-leaders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/the-wives-of-four-world-leaders\/","title":{"rendered":"The wives of four world leaders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p*nis in their countries.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife of Tony Bl@ir says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife of Boris Y3ltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife of Chir@c says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>With great resignation, the wife of Cl!nton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p*nis in their countries. The wife of Tony Bl@ir says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Y3ltsin says in Russia you call it a\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69098,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p*nis in their countries...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69097","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/The-wives-of-four-world-leaders.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69097\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>