{"id":69070,"date":"2024-02-27T16:41:51","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69070"},"modified":"2024-02-27T16:41:51","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:41:51","slug":"a-hound-dog-lays-in-the-yard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/a-hound-dog-lays-in-the-yard\/","title":{"rendered":"A hound dog lays in the yard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cExcuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?\u201d a jogger asks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, <strong>\u201cNope.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger\u2019s legs.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells,<strong> \u201cI thought you said your dog didn\u2019t bite!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old man mutters, <strong>\u201cAin\u2019t my dog.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. \u201cExcuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?\u201d a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, \u201cNope.\u201d As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69071,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. \u201cExcuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?\u201d a jogger asks...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69070","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-hound-dog-lays-in-the-yard.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69070\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>