{"id":69070,"date":"2024-02-27T16:41:51","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69070"},"modified":"2024-02-27T16:41:51","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:41:51","slug":"a-hound-dog-lays-in-the-yard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/a-hound-dog-lays-in-the-yard\/","title":{"rendered":"A hound dog lays in the yard"},"content":{"rendered":"

A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.\n

\u201cExcuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?\u201d a jogger asks.\n

The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, \u201cNope.\u201d\n

As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger\u2019s legs.\n

As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, \u201cI thought you said your dog didn\u2019t bite!\u201d\n

The old man mutters, \u201cAin\u2019t my dog.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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