On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun.\n

\u201cWe must know that you will follow our instructions, regardless of the circumstances,\u201d he explains.\n

\u201cInside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.\u201d\n

The man is horrified, \u201cYou can\u2019t be serious! I could never shoot my wife!\u201d\n

\u201cWell,\u201d says the proctor, \u201cyou\u2019re definitely not the right man for this job then.\u201d\n

The CIA proctor leads the second male candidate to another large steel door and hands him a gun.\n

\u201cWe must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances,\u201d the proctor explains.\n

\u201cInside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.\u201d\n

The second man steadies himself, takes the gun and enters the room.\n

After three quiet minutes, the man exits the room with tears in his eyes.\n

\u201cI wanted to do it I just couldn\u2019t pull the trigger and shoot my wife.\n

I guess I\u2019m not the right man for the job.\u201d\n

Finally, the CIA proctor leads the female candidate to yet another large steel door and hands her a gun.\n

\u201cWe must be sure that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances.\n

Inside this room, you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him.\u201d\n

The woman takes the gun, enters the room, and before the door even closes completely behind her, she\u2019s fired off six shots.\n

Then all hell breaks loose behind the door cursing, screaming, crashing.\n

Suddenly, all goes quiet. The door opens slowly, the woman exits, and wiping the sweat from her brow, she says,\n

\u201cDid you guys know the gun was loaded with blanks? I had to beat the son of a bit**h to death with the chair!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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