{"id":68336,"date":"2024-02-20T11:21:24","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T04:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68336"},"modified":"2024-02-20T11:21:24","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T04:21:24","slug":"a-man-and-his-wife-arrive-from-a-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/a-man-and-his-wife-arrive-from-a-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man And His Wife Arrive From A Trip"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town.\n

The waiter sits them and says,\n

\u201cOur special today is duck or shrimp.\u201d\n

The man replies,\n

\u201cI want a T-bone steak medium-well.\u201d\n

The waiter, a bit miffed continues,\n

\u201cWhat about the mad cow?\u201d\n

The man looks at the waiter and says,\n

\u201cShe can order for herself.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and says, \u201cOur special today is duck or shrimp.\u201d The man replies, \u201cI want a T-bone steak medium-well.\u201d The waiter, a bit miffed continues, \u201cWhat about\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68337,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68336","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-Man-And-His-Wife-Arrive-From-A-Trip.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68336\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}