{"id":67298,"date":"2024-02-02T21:41:09","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T14:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67298"},"modified":"2024-02-02T22:28:56","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T15:28:56","slug":"three-mischievous-old-grannies-were-sitting-on-a-bench","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/three-mischievous-old-grannies-were-sitting-on-a-bench\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Mischievous Old Grannies Were Sitting On A Bench."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-67313 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/7.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p>Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by.\n</p><p>One of the old ladies called out, saying,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are.\u201d\n<p>The old man responded, <strong>\u201cThere is no way you can.\u201d\n<p>One of the women said, <strong>\u201cSure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.\u201d\n<p>Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn\u2019t do it, he dropped.\n</p><p>They asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.<br>\nThen they all piped up and said,<strong>\u201cYou\u2019re 87 years old!\u201d\n<p>Standing with his pants around his ankles, the old gent asked,<br>\n<strong>\u201cHow in the world did you guess?\u201d<br>\nSlapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three ladies happily yelled in unison\u2026<br>\n<strong>\u201cWe were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are.\u201d The old man responded, \u201cThere is no way you can.\u201d One of the women said, \u201cSure we can!\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67313,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[399,676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-67298","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-diy-and-decoration","8":"category-jokes","9":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/7-e1706887728602.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67298\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>