Little Johnny is at a horse auction with his father.\n
He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse\u2019s legs, backside.\n
After a few minutes, Johnny asks,\n
\u201cDad, why are you doing that?\u201d\n Nodding, his father replies,\n \u201cBecause when I\u2019m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I make a decision.\u201d\n Johnny looks worried.\n Finally, he says,\n \u201cDad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Little Johnny Is At A Horse Auction With His Father Little Johnny is at a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse\u2019s legs, backside. After a few minutes, Johnny asks, \u201cDad, why are you doing that?\u201d Nodding, his father\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66628,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny Is At A Horse Auction With His Father","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66627","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"category-uncategorized","9":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/63.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66627\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}