The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake.\n
He didn\u2019t bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone.\n
So he got into the water.\n
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.\n
He panicked, got out of the water, and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby.\n
>He held the bucket in front and sighed with relief.as they got closer.\n
The ladies looked at him and giggled.\n
Then one of the ladies said:\n
\u2018You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds.\u2019\n \u2018Impossible\u2019, said the embarrassed man,\n \u2018You really know what I think?\n \u2018Yes\u2019, the lady replied, \u2018Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you\u2019re holding has a bottom.\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This Man Wanted Desperately To Take A Dive In A Nearby Lake The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn\u2019t bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66255,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"This Man Wanted Desperately To Take A Dive In A Nearby Lake","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66254","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/35.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66254\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}