An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks,\n
\u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d\n The barber looks around the shop and says,\n \u201cAbout two hours.\u201d\n The elderly guy leaves.\n A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,\n \u201cHow long before I get a haircut?\u201d\n The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says,\n \u201cAbout two hours.\u201d\n The elderly guy leaves.\n A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,\n \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d\n The barber looks around the shop and says,\n \u201cAbout an hour and a half.\u201d\n The elderly guy leaves.\n The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,\n \u201cHey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.\u201d\n In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.\n The barber asks, \u201cBill, where did he go when he left here?\u201d\n Bill looked up and said,\n \u201cTo your house.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Elderly Guy Sticks His Head In The Barbershop An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d The barber looks around the shop and says, \u201cAbout two hours.\u201d The elderly guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66227,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66224","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/27-2.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66224\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}