{"id":66144,"date":"2024-01-25T10:36:09","date_gmt":"2024-01-25T03:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=66144"},"modified":"2024-01-25T10:36:09","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T03:36:09","slug":"a-married-lady-visited-her-elderly-parents-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/a-married-lady-visited-her-elderly-parents-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A Married Lady, Visited Her Elderly Parents\u2019 Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Married Lady, Visited Her Elderly Parents\u2019 Home\n</h2><p>A married lady, visited her elderly parents\u2019 home.\n</p><p>she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman in tw0-piece b-i-k-i-n-i.\n</p><p>Lady: Mom, what\u2019s this?\n</p><p>Mom: Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat.\n</p><p>Lady: Is it working?\n</p><p>Mom: Yes and No.\n</p><p>I\u2019ve lost 8 kilos, but your dad has gained 20\u2026!!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A Married Lady, Visited Her Elderly Parents\u2019 Home A married lady, visited her elderly parents\u2019 home. she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman in tw0-piece b-i-k-i-n-i. Lady: Mom, what\u2019s this? Mom: Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat.\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":66145,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Married Lady, Visited Her Elderly Parents\u2019 Home","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-66144","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/17-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66144\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>