{"id":65377,"date":"2024-01-15T09:54:29","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T02:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65377"},"modified":"2025-02-19T11:52:34","modified_gmt":"2025-02-19T04:52:34","slug":"a-woman-cheats-on-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/a-woman-cheats-on-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Cheats On Her Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cLord, I know what I did was wrong, but my marriage is the only thing that gives my life purpose and joy. Please, don\u2019t let my husband find out.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly she hears a voice from above:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOkay my child, it will be, but on one condition: years from now, you will die by drowning.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman hesitates at first but then responds,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAlright Lord, if it means he\u2019ll never find out, then so be it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next years of her life are happy and wonderful.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She starts a successful business and lives in comfort with her husband, however she continues to cheat on him many times, having forgotten her conversation with God.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day she decides to book herself a vacation on a cruise ship.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few days into the voyage, a loud BOOM rocks the cruise ship, and it starts to sink.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly remembering her agreement with God, she is struck with grief and begins frantically praying to God again:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cGod, you\u2019re not gonna drown an entire cruise ship full of people because of me, right?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She hears a familiar voice:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAre you kidding me? I\u2019ve been working to gather all you cheaters here for years.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. \u201cLord, I know what I did was wrong, but my marriage is the only thing that gives my life purpose and joy. Please, don\u2019t let my husband find out.\u201d Suddenly she hears a voice from above:\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":113792,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[610,490],"class_list":{"0":"post-65377","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-joke","9":"tag-laughoutloud"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/A-Woman-Cheats-On-Her-Husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113793,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65377\/revisions\/113793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>