Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out\u2026\n

\u201cPa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!\u201d\n

Pa replies, \u201cThere ain\u2019t nuthin\u2019 wrong with it.\u201d\n

Ma yells back, \u201cYes there is; now git out there and fix it.\u201d\n

So\u2026\u2026.Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back,\n

\u201cMa there ain\u2019t nuthin\u2019 wrong with this outhouse honey! \u201c\n

Ma replies, \u201cStick yur head in the hole!\u201d\n

Pa yells back, \u201cI ain\u2019t stickin\u2019 my head in that hole!\u201d\n

Ma says, \u201cYa have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.\u201d\n

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back,\n

\u201cMa \u2013 dadgummit there ain\u2019t nuthin\u2019 wrong with this outhouse!\u201d\n

Ma hollers back, \u201cNow take your head outta da hole!\u201d\n

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling,\n

\u201cMa \u2013 Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!\u201d\n

To which Ma replies, \u201cHurts, don\u2019t it?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out\u2026 \u201cPa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!\u201d Pa replies, \u201cThere ain\u2019t nuthin\u2019 wrong with it.\u201d Ma yells back, \u201cYes there is; now git out there and fix it.\u201d So\u2026\u2026.Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, \u201cMa there\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":113795,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65372","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Ma-Pa-and-the-outhouse.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65372"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113796,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65372\/revisions\/113796"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}