{"id":65163,"date":"2024-01-10T17:35:23","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65163"},"modified":"2025-02-28T11:18:36","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T04:18:36","slug":"saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/saturday\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I cuddled up to my wife&rsquo;s back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, <strong>&ldquo;The weather out there is terrible.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My loving wife of 5 years replied, <strong>&ldquo;And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And that&rsquo;s how the fight started&hellip;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115382,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65163","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/saturday.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65163"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115383,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65163\/revisions\/115383"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>