{"id":65146,"date":"2024-01-10T17:09:34","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T10:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65146"},"modified":"2025-03-03T17:35:58","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T10:35:58","slug":"she-left-instructions-for-the-repairman-but-he-decided-not-to-listen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/she-left-instructions-for-the-repairman-but-he-decided-not-to-listen\/","title":{"rendered":"She Left Instructions For The Repairman But He Decided Not To Listen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job.\n

They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.\n

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it\u2019s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.\n

If you don\u2019t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation.\n

Laura\u2019s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, \u201cI\u2019ll leave the key under the mat.\n

Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I\u2019ll mail you a check. \u201cOh, by the way, don\u2019t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won\u2019t bother you.\n

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!\u201d\n

When the repairman arrived at Laura\u2019s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.\n

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.\n

Finally, the repairman couldn\u2019t contain himself any longer and yelled, \u201cShut up you stupid, ugly bird!\u201d To which the parrot replied, \u201cGet him, Bob!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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