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A blonde is swimming in a river.\n
A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d\n
She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d\n
The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d\n
The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d\n
A lady finds out that she is pregnant, but she is worried.\n
He husband has anger management issues, yelling a lot, breaking things, really horrible to be around. She doesn\u2019t want her kids to be like that, so she asks her doctor for advice. Her doctor says \u201cRub your belly once a day every day and say \u2018Be polite, be polite.\u2019 \u201c\n
So she starts doing so. But as the pregnancy goes on, her husband\u2019s attitude gets worse. Instead of supporting her he gets more angry, more often, being super rude ask the time and really stressing her out. She starts to rub her belly more and more often. Instead of once a day it becomes two times, three times, ten times, a hundred, till she is almost constantly rubbing and reciting \u201cbe polite, be polite, be polite.\u201d\n
The due date arrives, no sign of the birth. A few days pass, not a contraction to be felt. Weeks turn into months, months turn into years, no baby is born. Eventually she dies at the ripe old age of 92. The medical examiner conducting her autopsy cuts open her belly and discoverers two identical middle-aged men saying \u201cAfter you, \u201d \u201cNo, no, after you.\u201d\n
A Blonde Is Swimming In A River A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d A\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":63293,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A Blonde Is Swimming In A River. A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201dShe says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,375,480,472,385,470],"class_list":{"0":"post-63292","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh","10":"tag-funny-jokes","11":"tag-funny-stories","12":"tag-laugh","13":"tag-stories"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/1-20.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63292\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}