{"id":63140,"date":"2023-11-23T11:07:47","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T04:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63140"},"modified":"2024-04-12T17:39:48","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T10:39:48","slug":"the-oldest-thing-in-my-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/the-oldest-thing-in-my-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The Oldest Thing In My House"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style='\"font-size:'>A daughter asked her mom for a baby picture\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day, my daughter asked me, <strong>\u201cMom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I have a school project and I need it\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The title of their project was <strong>\u201cThe oldest thing in my house.\u201d<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63355 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/excuse-me-cry-1.gif%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"338\"' height='\"428\"'>\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:'>A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-63354 size-large src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/Cacti-Plant-Propagating-Succlents-YouTube-Thumbnail-16-1024x576.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1024\"' height='\"576\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Cacti-Plant-Propagating-Succlents-YouTube-Thumbnail-16-1024x576.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, <strong>\u201cDad, am I a pure polar bear?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The dad replies, <strong>\u201cSure you are son. I\u2019m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, <strong>\u201cMom, am I a pure polar bear?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She answers, <strong>\u201cOf course you are honey. I\u2019m all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The baby polar bear replies,<strong> \u201cBecause I\u2019m f****** freezing!\u201d<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-medium wp-image-63356 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/screenshot_1700560913-225x300.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"225\"' height='\"300\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/screenshot_1700560913-225x300.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:'>Check out other social channels at<span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:' font-size:><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A daughter asked her mom for a baby picture One day, my daughter asked me, \u201cMom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? 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