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An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady\n
The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age difference.\n
She says to the clerk \u201cShow me an expensive ring.\u201d The clerk looks over at the old man and he gives a head nod.\n
The clerk pulls out a ring and tells her \u201cthis one is $50,000 dollars.\u201d She says its nice but I want something nicer. Once again he looks at the old man and gets another head nod. \u201cThis is one of our finest rings it costs over $300,000.\u201d She says \u201cI love it ill take it!\u201d The old man writes a check for the ring. The clerk says due to the dollar value it will take 3 days for the check to clear, please come back Monday morning to pick up the ring.\u201d\n
On Monday morning the man returns to the store by himself. The clerk says \u201csir unfortunately the check did not go thru due to insignificant funds.\u201d The man says \u201coh I know it was never gonna clear. I just wanted to come in and tell you about my weekend!\u201d\n
A blonde is swimming in a river.\n
A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d\n
She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d\n
The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d\n
The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d\n
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