{"id":62886,"date":"2023-11-18T03:00:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T20:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62886"},"modified":"2023-11-16T14:04:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-16T07:04:32","slug":"an-elderly-woman-at-a-nursing-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/an-elderly-woman-at-a-nursing-home\/","title":{"rendered":"An Elderly Woman At A Nursing Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>An Elderly Woman At A Nursing Home\n</h3><p>One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.\n</p><p>The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.\n</p><p>She seems OK, but after a while, she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.\n</p><p>Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.\n</p><p>They ask,\u201d So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cIt\u2019s pretty nice,\u201d she replies. \u201cExcept they won\u2019t let you fart.\u201d\n</p><h4>SEE MORE: <a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/prison-breaks%5C/%5C%22">Prison Breaks\n<h3>My husband, toddler, and I are on a road trip.\n</h3><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-62889 size-large src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/Cacti-Plant-Propagating-Succlents-YouTube-Thumbnail-8-1024x576.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1024\"' height='\"576\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Cacti-Plant-Propagating-Succlents-YouTube-Thumbnail-8-1024x576.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>My husband, toddler, and I are on a road trip. We turned onto the highway\u2026\n</p><p>And directly facing the sun. I pulled down my visor down.\n</p><p>\u201cMan,\u201d I said. \u201cJust think, it\u2019s so bright in here I need to squint, even though the sun is 93 million miles away.&rdquo;\n</p><p>\u201cWhat are you talking about?\u201d my husband said. \u201cHe\u2019s right behind us.\u201d\n</p><h4>Check out other social channels at<span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Elderly Woman At A Nursing Home One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. 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