{"id":62673,"date":"2023-11-13T16:24:05","date_gmt":"2023-11-13T09:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62673"},"modified":"2024-04-12T17:42:07","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T10:42:07","slug":"2-girls-meet-me-my-husband-are-no-longer-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/2-girls-meet-me-my-husband-are-no-longer-together\/","title":{"rendered":"2 girls meet: “Me & my husband are no longer together…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to a world where laughter reigns supreme! Get ready to embark on a journey through rib-tickling, side-splitting, knee-slapping funny stories that are bound to leave you in stitches.\n
As you may know, These tales are the perfect remedy for a mundane day, offering a hilarious escape into a realm where the absurd, the wacky, and the downright silly take center stage.\n
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2 girls meet:
\n“Me & my husband are no longer together…”
\n“Why?”
\n“Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?”
\n“No, of course I couldn’t!”
\n“Well he couldn’t either!”\n
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In addition to the Laughter is indeed the best medicine, and these tales were crafted to lift your spirits and bring a smile to your face.\n
Sit back, relax, and prepare to be amused as we unfold a collection of uproarious anecdotes and anecdotes that are sure to bring tears of laughter to your eyes.\n
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.
\nHe rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3 AM.
\n“I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over.
\nThen, a louder knock follows.
\n“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.
\nSo he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
\nHe opens the door and there is man standing at the door.
\nIt didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.\n
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\n“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “can you give me a push?”\n
“No, get lost, it’s 3 AM. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.
\nHe goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”\n
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“But the guy was drunk.” says the husband.
\n“It doesn’t matter.” says the wife.
\n“He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.”
\nSo the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
\nHe opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” and he hears a voice cry out “Yeah please.”
\nSo, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”
\nAnd the stranger replies: “I’m over here, on your swing.”\n
Furthermore, Remember that amidst life’s challenges, a hearty laugh is a powerful elixir.\u00a0\n
We hope these funny stories have brought a ray of sunshine into your day! Don’t let the fun end here\u2014share these stories with friends, family, or anyone in need of a good chuckle.\n
Finally, Stay tuned for more humorous escapades because, in this world, a dose of laughter is always just a story away.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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