My granddaughter was discussing the expected arrival of a new brother for her 4-year-old son, Matthew. She told Matthew that you can\u2019t predict the exact date of birth. \u201cYou were expected on Aug. 19,\u201d she said, \u201cbut arrived on Aug. 11.\u201d Matthew thought for a moment and then said, \u201cOh! I\u2019m so lucky I was born on my birthday!\u201d\n
MECHANICAL KID\n
When my grandson, Jimmy, was 4 or 5, we asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. \u201cI want to be a machine,\u201d he said without hesitation. When we asked him why, he explained, \u201cWell, you can replace the parts in a machine when they wear out.\u201d\n
STAY-AT-HOME KID\n
One day when my son David was 5 years old, he informed me that he no longer wanted to go to day care because the other kids were all babies. He said he was a big boy and could stay home alone while I worked. So I asked him, \u201cWho will make your lunch? You can\u2019t reach the stove.\u201d\n
He quickly replied, \u201cI\u2019ll make a salad.\u201d\n
COMING SOON\n
Mom and Dad told Julia, our granddaughter, that she was going to have a baby sister or brother. \u201cIt\u2019s a secret and we don\u2019t tell secrets,\u201d they said.\n
In Sunday school class, Julia\u2019s teacher asked if anyone had a prayer request. Julia said, \u201cI don\u2019t tell secrets, but it\u2019s going to be born next summer.\u201d\n
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