{"id":62328,"date":"2023-11-07T16:45:09","date_gmt":"2023-11-07T09:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=62328"},"modified":"2023-11-07T16:45:09","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T09:45:09","slug":"four-guys-are-at-a-high-school-reunion-and-one-of-them-goes-to-the-restroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/four-guys-are-at-a-high-school-reunion-and-one-of-them-goes-to-the-restroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Four Guys Are At A High School Reunion And One Of Them Goes To The Restroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><strong>Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.\n<h5><span style='\"color:'>SEE MORE: <a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/little-johnny-comes-running-into-the-house-and-asks-mommy-can-little-girls-have-babies%5C/%5C%22">Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, \u201cMommy, can little girls have babies?\u201d\n<p>The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.\n</p><p>Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.\n</p><p>Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet\n</p><p>Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle\n</p><p>Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys\n</p><p>Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about\n</p><p>Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are\n</p><p>Guy 4: Well, my son is a Gay stripper\n</p><p>Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he&rsquo;s done with his life\n</p><p>Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-medium' wp-image-62329 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/smile-emoji-8-15-17-clip-300x194.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"300\"' height='\"194\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/smile-emoji-8-15-17-clip-300x194.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h4>It was the mailman&rsquo;s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.\n</h4><p>When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.\n</p><p>At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.\n</p><p>The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.\n</p><p>At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.\n</p><p>She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.\n</p><p>When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.\n</p><p>When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.\n</p><p>As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup&rsquo;s bottom edge. &ldquo;All this was just too wonderful for words,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;but what&rsquo;s the dollar for?&rdquo;\n</p><p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.&rdquo;\n</p><p>He said, &ldquo;Fuck him, give him a dollar.&rdquo;\n</p><p>The lady then said, &ldquo;The breakfast was my idea.&rdquo;<br>\n<img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-61822 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/10%5C/download-2.jpeg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"225\"' height='\"225\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/download-2.jpeg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h4>Check out other social channels at<a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/modernwomenintheworld%5C/%5C%22"><span style='\"color:'> Modern Women\n<h4><span style='\"color:'><a style='\"color:' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">Check out other articles for more.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. 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