\nOur collection of jokes and funny stories is here to brighten your day and lighten your mood. Whether you’re looking for a quick one-liner or a hilarious narrative, we’ve got it all. So sit back, relax, and get ready to unleash those hearty laughs!\n
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Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”
\nLittle Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!
\nThe teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”
\nLittle Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”\n
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One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting.
\nLater, he asked what “b i t c h” and “b a s t a r d” mean.
\nThey explained that they mean “lady” and “gentleman.”
\nThe next day, he overheard his parents having s*x.
\nHe later asked what “p e n i s” and “v a g i n a” mean.
\nHis parents explained that they refer to “hats” and “coats.”
\nAt supper the next day, Little Johnny’s mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, “Oh f**k!” Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means “cut.”
\nA week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner.
\nLittle Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, “Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas we can’t wait to f**k the turkey!”\n
Little Mary came back home after school and said,
\n“Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!”
\nThe mother asked indignantly but in surprise,
\n“And how did this happen?”
\n“It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm.”\n
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One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo.
\nLittle Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length.
\nSo he asked his aunt what was that.
\nHis aunt responded: “That is nothing”\n
\nOn the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick.
\nJohnny pointing to it said to his mother: “Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing.”
\nHis mother laughed and said: “My dear it is nothing for your aunt!”\n
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