{"id":117017,"date":"2025-03-11T10:02:51","date_gmt":"2025-03-11T03:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/?p=117017"},"modified":"2025-03-11T10:04:26","modified_gmt":"2025-03-11T03:04:26","slug":"a-woman-meets-with-her-lover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/a-woman-meets-with-her-lover\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman meets with her lover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband\u2019s best friend.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Since it\u2019s the woman\u2019s house, she picks up the receiver.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHello? Oh, hi\u2026 I\u2019m so glad that you called\u2026 Really?\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>That\u2019s wonderful\u2026 Well, I\u2019m happy to hear you\u2019re having such a great time\u2026 Oh, that sounds terrific\u2026 Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, <strong>\u201cWho was that?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh,\u201d she replies, <strong>\u201cThat was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he\u2019s having on his fishing trip with you.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband\u2019s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it\u2019s the woman\u2019s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: \u201cHello? Oh, hi\u2026 I\u2019m so glad that\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":117020,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-117017","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/A-woman-meets-with-her-lover.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117017"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117021,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117017\/revisions\/117021"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/117020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendstitch.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>