‘Come on Liz, admit it,’ he ranted, ‘You only married me because my granddad left me $6 million, didn’t you?’

‘You really are silly, Paul,’ retorted Liz loudly, ‘I couldn’t care less who left it to you.’

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Best Man

A groom chose his pet dog as the best man for his wedding reports the Metro.

Paul Nock told his new wife Kelly years ago that he wanted Scooby by his side on their big day.

The health and safety training organiser, from Hull, said, ‘I was away working in Dubai when the wedding arrangements were made and didn’t think she would let it happen. But when we got into the register office I turned round and there he was walking up the aisle, with the rings tied around his neck.’

The 27-year-old bride added: ‘It was a wonderful surprise.’

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A newly married couple are in b3d when the man asks his wife how many men she has s-l-e-p-t with

After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.

The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you s-l-e-p-t with?”

His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.

The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”

Still silence from his wife.

The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”

Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and k1ssing her, showing his a.f.f.e.c.t.i.o.n.

While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,

“D*mn it! You made me lose count!”