She’s very inebriated, so she stumbles to the bartender. ‟I will have a whiskey schlour!” she slurs ‟I can’t serve you ma’am, you’ve had too much.”…
Author: Smart Gadgets
An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep. He…
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horse back came along…
A blonde cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they…
A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon…
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The…
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges…
A woman is riding the bus while trying to brstfeed her baby. The baby, however, isn’t interested. After several tries, the mother is quite angry. “Drink…
It was the aftermath of a big festival. Two cats were prowling together. One of the cats saw a big cake and missed. The other jumped…
I have a friend named Monty Roberts who owns a horse ranch in San Isidro. He had let me use his horse ranch to put on…